Google isn't goofing around here -- a huge sign on the building tells you to come inside and meet the Android community

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Signs on the floor direct you to a far corner, where Google's booth is

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Once you get to the booth, it's a mob scene

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Greetings, earthling!

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It's very Googly, of course -- here is one of the requisite lava lamps

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Everyone is wearing Android tshirts (is there a Valentine's Day connection here, or do Android robots always love you?)

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Easily the best part is the slide

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Yes, a real slide

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Even Google CEO Eric Schmidt slid down it to a cheering crowd, according to sources who witnessed it

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And when you slide down, it automatically takes your picture

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Of course we had to try it out. Instant review: Great success!

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Whew, we're not used to exercise like that. How about a free smoothie at the Android smoothie bar?

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Of course, the smoothies are named after "flavors" of Android: Gingerbread, Donut, Cupcake, and Honeycomb

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Past the smoothie bar there's some Android phones on display, like this table of HTC goodies

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A cool train of Android devices winds down a long table, and back through the wall. (Where's the sushi?)

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This is the only sleepy corner in the whole booth, where some of the enterprise-y companies are hanging out

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Back out front, they've got Android guy Tim Bray meeting and greeting dignitaries

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Giant-size Nexus S on display

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And the rest of the main floor of the booth is a bunch of Android ecosystem stands. Here are the Pandora ladies.

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Intuit is here

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The Google Earth crew

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Android pins -- collect all 86

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The New Yorker is here

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So is Ali Dodson representing Time Inc.

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And a bunch of gaming companies -- gaming is becoming much more important to Android

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This thing makes a nice mirror

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As we make our way upstairs, we see some secret meeting rooms (also named after Android "flavors")

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Upstairs, all the sparkling and flat water you can drink

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You can "make Android yours" by customizing the Android logo

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Play around with the Android logo on these Android devices

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And they print out stickers with your custom design on them

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Everyone else is just hanging out in the lounge up here

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The Android on the right looks a little like me, actually

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Lava lamps and Android gadgets to play with

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More stickers

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The smoothie bar is very popular

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The amazing Android booth from the balcony

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Okay, it's time to get outta here

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Later, Eric Schmidt gave the keynote at Mobile World Congress

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