Here's An Excuse To Lick Your iPhone (Plus 8 Other Weird Apps)

iFrenchKiss requires you to pucker up and smooch your phone's multitouch screen. In return, you somehow get a rating on your kissing technique.

Price: free

Have you ever wanted an app that simulates rolling all of the toilet paper off the roll? Have you ever wanted to tweet your friends how long it took you to do it? iDragPaper is the app for you.

Price: $0.99

This app claims to help you find the freshest possible melons by using your iPhone's microphone to detect the sound the melon makes as you knock it.

Price: $1.99

Why not select the male or female belly button of your choice, then pick a voice to go with it -- as you tickle it, your iDevice will giggle in response.

With new iPad compatibility, you can now tickle a life-size belly button!

Proce: $0.99

Your phone is pretty expensive and this "game" only works when you to throw it in the air. Accelerometers will determine its hangtime, and that's it.

Price: $0.99

No need to carry around a voodoo doll like a freak -- just use this voodoo doll on your phone!

Price: $2.99

If you love morbidity, this UK-only app is for you. The Death App points out nearby areas where a murder or road fatality took place.

You can only access it with your mobile device via the QR code that appears on this page.

Hello Cow's product description indicates that it's a child's toy, but we still couldn't help but wonder at its weirdness. Touch a picture of the cow, the cow moos, repeat.

Price: $0.99

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