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The new Miami Grand Prix has a fake marina, but despite the jokes, it is an incredible place to watch an F1 race

Miami Grand Prix Marina
Miami Grand Prix Marina Cork Gaines/Insider
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Everything about the Miami Grand Prix screams, "luxury," sometimes even literally.

Miami Grand Prix Marina
Miami Grand Prix Marina Cork Gaines/Insider

But one part of the new track that everybody is talking about and wants to see is the MIA Marina. While officials originally wanted the race in the downtown area and on the water, that fell through so they had to come up with something else.

Miami Grand Prix Marina
Miami Grand Prix Marina Cork Gaines/Insider

The area does have other activities for people not fortunate to snag tickets to the boats.

Miami Grand Prix Marina
Miami Grand Prix Marina Cork Gaines/Insider

But the stars of the area are clearly the boats as everybody wanted photos in front of the marina.

Miami Grand Prix Marina
Miami Grand Prix Marina Cork Gaines/Insider

The one feature that seems to be the fascination of most is the fake water which is just painted plywood.

Miami Grand Prix Marina
Miami Grand Prix Marina Ricardo Arduengo/Reuters

This led to many jokes and memes.

And media personalities going for a "swim."

To be fair, sports are more of a TV product these days, and on TV, the marina water looks realistic.

Miami Grand Prix Marina
Miami Grand Prix Marina Cork Gaines/Insider

More importantly for the people on the ground, it is a fabulous way to watch a race.

Miami Grand Prix Marina
Miami Grand Prix Marina Cork Gaines/Insider

That is if you can afford the tickets, which were being sold for $9,500 each.

Miami Grand Prix Marina
Miami Grand Prix Marina Cork Gaines/Insider

Each boat had a seating area on the dock that was stocked with snacks and drinks. There was also a QR code for ordering food or other drinks.

Miami Grand Prix Marina
Miami Grand Prix Marina Cork Gaines/Insider

Some of the boats had bartenders on board.

Miami Grand Prix Marina
Miami Grand Prix Marina Cork Gaines/Insider

Each boat was different and some asked guests to leave shoes on the dock.

Miami Grand Prix Marina
Miami Grand Prix Marina Cork Gaines/Insider

A couple of the boats had a second level for a higher view of the track.

Miami Grand Prix Marina
Miami Grand Prix Marina Cork Gaines/Insider

Some of the boats had a lower level, perhaps for a chance to get out of the sun and maybe even take a nap.

Miami Grand Prix Marina
Miami Grand Prix Marina Cork Gaines/Insider

Some of the boats had a more open-air concept.

Miami Grand Prix Marina
Miami Grand Prix Marina Cork Gaines/Insider

There was typically seating areas on the boats facing the dock, which also faced the turns 6-8, some of the most important on the track.

Miami Grand Prix Marina
Miami Grand Prix Marina Cork Gaines/Insider

For those hoping to see the marina at the next Miami Dolphins game, I have some bad news.

Miami Grand Prix Marina
Miami Grand Prix Marina Cork Gaines/Insider

Miami Grand Prix Marina

Miami Grand Prix Marina
Miami Grand Prix Marina Cork Gaines/Insider

It is just a temporary structure. In fact, just about everything about the new track will be taken down after the race, except for the garage area and the track itself. So it will be interesting to see what the marina looks like next year.

Miami Grand Prix Marina
Miami Grand Prix Marina Cork Gaines/Insider

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Cork was a correspondent for Insider's sports desk.Previously, he was a contributor at MLB Trade Rumors, and he has written for Yahoo Sports, Deadspin, and The Hardball Times. He has authored chapters in three books, including "The Hardball Times 2009 Season Preview." Cork's work has been featured on ESPN's "SportsCenter" and "Mike & Mike," "Any Given Wednesday with Bill Simmons," ESPN.com, BBC, Yahoo, USA Today, Sports Illustrated, Drudge Report, the Washington Post, the Kansas City Star, the Houston Chronicle, and the Dallas Morning News, among others.He is a graduate of the University of Iowa and holds a doctorate from Fordham University.Here is a selection of his work:Under Armour hit the jackpot on its Jordan Spieth betGary Woodland once took his pants off to hit a shot and learned a funny lesson about product endorsementWe tried the alcohol diet Tom Brady put Rob Gronkowski on, and it was a lot harder than we imaginedThe University of Texas spent $7 million remodeling their football locker room and the results are jaw-droppingStephen Curry has replaced LeBron James as the best basketball player in the worldEx-NBA player who made $60 million explains what really happens to your money when you sign an 8-figure contractHere's Michael Jordan's 56,000-square-foot house in Chicago, and why it's still on the market after 6 yearsMayweather beat McGregor with a TKO in the 10th round! Here are the big moments everybody will be talking aboutPerfect conditions at Cowboys-Patriots game helped create incredible picturesWe've been using Alexa in a car for 6 months and it's the best infotainment system we've ever used.